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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

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