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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

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