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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2390 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 316 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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