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CrocodileCraft Server: Dundee’s Demise!

Actor, Australia, australian film, Beloved, Character, conservation, crocodile, crocodile dundee, CrocodileCraft, death, demise, dundee, Dundees, FAMOUS, film, iconic, Legacy, Movie, Peaceful, Reptile, Server, Steve Irwin, wildlife, Zoo

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mines Excavated:	4698
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE CROCODILES THAT ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE MACARENA! THEY’RE LIKE THE CROCODILE FROM THAT MOVIE CROCODILE DUNDEE BUT EVEN BETTER! THEY’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL! PLUS, OUR ZOOKEEPERS ARE TRAINED IN THE ART OF CROCODILE WHISPERING, SO YOU’LL BE SAFE AS A BUG IN A RUG! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CROCODILES DECIDE TO START A BOY BAND INSTEAD!

NukeCraftFrenchGrid

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, edf, electricity, electricity generation, ENERGY, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraftFrenchGrid, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	2591
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more reactors than france! we got so many reactors, the whole server glows at night like a rave party. you can build your own nuclear power plant and watch the creepers get radiation poisoning. join us for the most explosive experience in minecraft history! who needs france when you got us?

Quantum Laser Quest

780nm laser, affordable, Development, efficiency, innovation, Lab, laser, lightweight, matchbox-sized laser, miniaturization, optics, photonics, portable, Precision, Quantum, quantum computing, quantum research, Quest, research, scientific advancements, scientists, tabletop lasers, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP GAMERS! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, GET THIS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A TINY LASER THAT’S LIKE A MATCHBOX BUT POWERS UP LIKE A TABLETOP LASER! IT’S LIKE HAVING A LASER GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE USE THAT LASER TO MINE DIAMONDS LIKE A BOSS! IMAGINE BLASTING THROUGH BLOCKS WITH A LASER BEAM, IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO IN MINECRAFT!

PLUS, THIS LASER CAN WORK INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE LAB, SO YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS ANYWHERE YOU WANT! NO MORE LIMITS, BABY!

SO, IF YOU WANNA BE A DIAMOND-BLASTING, LASER-WIELDING LEGEND, JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

Solaris Cove

Abilities, Adventuring, alliances, BUILD, Chill, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Cove, Crafting, Dream Base, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, Laws, Minecraft, Paradise, Ruler, Server, smp, solaris, vibrant

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Solaris Cove Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional Nation Roleplay	Build and lead your own nation, or focus on crafting and adventuring. Engage in roleplay on your terms.
Mods That Enhance Every Experience	Includes Create Mod, Origins Mod, Land Claiming, and more. Elevate your gameplay with these mods.
A Community for Everyone	Join a welcoming community that celebrates creativity and collaboration. Participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

FAQ

Q: Is the server currently in development?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove is currently in development.

Q: Are there specific mods available on the server?

A: Yes, the server includes mods such as Create Mod, Origins Mod, and Land Claiming, among others.

Q: Can players engage in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, players have the option to participate in an optional nation roleplay or focus on crafting and adventuring.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove offers a welcoming community that encourages creativity and collaboration. Players can participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

Q: Where can I find more information about Solaris Cove?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/solariscove for more information and updates.

Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, civil rights, Democracy, emancipation, empowerment, equality, ETERNAL, everyone, free will, freedom, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, HORIZON, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, individual rights, Liberation, Liberty, long tail, self-determination, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. You can do whatever the heck you want, like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. It’s total anarchy, man.

Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

> Play Some Webflash Sonic Game Minecraft SMP

Anime, Cool, Designed, first, forever live, Game, human men, knowledge, Legal, love, Love at first sight, Men, Minecraft, picrel, Play, real, Sight, smp, sonic, sonic-x anime, Webflash, webflash sonic game

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine a block. Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a house while busting a move every few seconds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fowl play? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from dancing diamonds to chicken conspiracies. Who knows what adventures await you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GiftGriefNoThx

ah, Bad Faith, bargaining tool, Birthday, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Displeased, family, Favor, gift, GiftGriefNoThx, hard-earned money, house chores, hurt feelings, Manipulation, not accepting, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	3924	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifts are not just gifts, they’re bargaining tools! Join us for some sibling drama like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every block you mine comes with a hidden agenda, where every gift you receive comes with strings attached. Will you accept the gift and play along, or will you stand your ground and put that gift right back where it came from?

Our server is filled with surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this? So come on in, join the fun, and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of sibling gift-giving gone wrong. Remember, it’s not just a gift – it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.

Fantasy Isles Server 1.20.6

1.20.6, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Eternal rebalance, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GraFES 2024, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rebalances, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Server, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	4876

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Join for the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll ever experience in your blocky life!

We got Grand Yatima and Grand Raphael summoning like it’s nobody’s business! Plus, rebalances for weapons that are 150gm – like, what even is that? It’s all happening in 2025, so don’t miss out on the madness!

And guess what? We’ve got a Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael that’s only available until 12/26 – better snag it quick, fam!

But wait, there’s more! New Year’s Special with free Grand Selector, Daily Roulette, 200 Login Crystals, MagFest, and so much more! It’s gonna be lit like a creeper explosion!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a noob, be a blocky boss!

The Mighty Minecraft SMP

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, DOMINANCE, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, forceful, Impactful, influence, INTENSE, Mighty, Minecraft, Potent, Powerful, Resilient, robust, smp, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Vigorous

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where you have to worry about creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, look no further because our server is POWERFUL! How powerful, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on another player’s base. But instead of running away in fear, that player used their powerful skills to tame the chickens and turn them into an army of feathered warriors. The chicken army went on to conquer the entire server, leaving a trail of feathers and egg shells in their wake.

If you want to harness the power of chickens, or maybe just build some epic structures without worrying about pesky griefers, then our server is the place for you. Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior!

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

coworker conflict, coworker relationships, Minecraft, office behavior, office communication, office conflict, office disputes, office drama, office dynamics, office etiquette, office printer, office printer rules, office printer use, office professionalism, office rules, PrintCraft, Server, work environment, work printer etiquette, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace norms

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Void Gems Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crops Grown:	2734	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!

ExPowerlessExGF

aita, auto-drafting, blocked, cleaning, Collections, Communication, Contact, DEBT, Dogs, electricity service, ex, Expectations, ExPowerlessExGF, instagram, parents, payment, relationship, separation, social media, unrealistic

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as abundant as diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their ex. Imagine the chaos of watching dogs, unpaid bills, and blocked communication – all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. From mysterious disappearances to epic battles with creepers, every day is a new adventure.

So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, where else can you find a community as entertaining as this one? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Deception, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Fake, foreign affairs, government relations, Identity Fraud, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, military deception, north korean, political tension, Russian military IDs, sanctions, security breach, soldiers, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Items Found:	8988	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mines Excavated:	1118
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parental PvP Legacy

36, children, decades later, domestic violence, effects, greater risk, Heart Disease, INCREASE, intergenerational impact, later in life, Legacy, Link, long-term effects, mental health, Parental, parents, physical health, PvP, researchers, Trauma, violence, Witness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

HoneyGlow SMP

Community, Events, Friendly, HoneyGlow SMP, Interactive, Jobs, Minecraft, Quests, Rewards, Server, smp, streaming, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join us with a friendly and interactive community, we stream daily and there will also be many events, jobs, quests, rewads, among other things.

honeyglow.gg

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2