BlockBusters: No Misogyny Zone! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	2536	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	324465
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8940

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3027	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3341
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6211
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	710494
Dragon Eggs Found:	4280	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4904	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2235

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crops Grown:	2673