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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Love Letters Sent: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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