Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Secret Passages Found: 6
Animals Bred: 196 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure

    KittyKatCraft: The Ultimate Battle Royale Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352, where the first 24 tributes are hand-picked by the goddess herself. Want to be one of the chosen ones? Just ask nicely and maybe she’ll consider it!

    But that’s not all – every Saturday night, we host a fancy dinner party in the virtual world. And let me tell you, the food is out of this world. We’re talking Minecraft steak, golden apples, and even enchanted cake. Just make sure to follow the restaurant dress code – diamond armor only, no exceptions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the games begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate champion and earn the title of Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 352 victor. See you in the virtual world, tributes!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

    Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

    Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Woke Gamers

    Crafty Woke Gamers
    Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

    So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

    Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3677 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

    FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

    Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8272
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Chimeras Created: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

    MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

    But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

    So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4624 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

    Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition
    Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 15 Crops Grown: 9285
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

    Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

    But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

    So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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