Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Dragons Tamed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 87
    Falling into the Void: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Zombie Dances: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ores Mined: 7216
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4622 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4005 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magic Items Found: 2041
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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