Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Emeralds Found: 1422 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6678 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 792
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Emeralds Found: 7866
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Star Shards Collected: 263

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 186
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 154 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Farms Harvested: 596
    Mines Excavated: 3372 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3102 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 293753 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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