Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6251 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Animals Bred: 71
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Crops Grown: 3623

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magic Items Found: 1378
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2193

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 119 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 714431 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ores Mined: 9995 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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