Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Balkan Atlas

    Balkan Atlas

    Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Emeralds Found: 311
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ProtectorsCraft

    ProtectorsCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4965 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Dimension Hops: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Gods Slained: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6086

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7124
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 219 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8182
    Villages Defended: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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