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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Falling into the Void: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8633
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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