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CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

compensation demand, conflict damage, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrian, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, financial compensation, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, iran, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, peace talks, political tensions, rebuilding efforts, reconstruction costs, regional stability, Server, Syria, Syria Iran relations, war aftermath, war reparations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, epic battles and stuff. like, imagine fighting off a hoard of creepers while riding a pig. it’s, like, insane, dude.

also, we got this crazy story where, like, Syria is demanding $300 billion from Iran cuz of some conflict damage. imagine if that happened in Minecraft, like, the villagers demanding diamonds from the zombies or something. it’s, like, wild, man.

so, yeah, join this server for all the chaos and craziness. you won’t regret it, bro.

KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

air travel, Airplane, Almaty, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Central Asia, crash, CREW, Edition, emergency landing, emergency response, flight incident, fortunate survivors, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan, miraculous escape, near miss, passenger plane, Passengers, plane, plane accident, survivors

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4779	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4624
Ores Mined:	8794	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	817020	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnReady

acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2184
Buildings Constructed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!

TibetPower Minecraft Server

China, Chinese government, clean energy, controversial projects, Dam, economic growth, electricity generation, energy production, energy sustainability, environmental conservation, environmental impact, hydroelectric power, hydropower, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, Three Gorges, Tibet, TibetPower, water resources

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! 🤯🔥🌊

why join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! 🎮💎🤪

Santa’s Revenge: US-Ukraine Arms Deal

aggression, ARMS, arms transfer, biden, Christmas attack, Conflict Resolution, Deal, defense strategy, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, POLITICAL CRISIS, Revenge, russia, Santas, security assistance, Ukraine, US, USUkraine, weapons surge

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

lol so like this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got weapons surging like crazy to Ukraine after Russia’s Christmas attack, Biden himself said so!! like bruh, imagine the chaos and epic battles you can have on this server, it’s gonna be wild!! join now and be part of the madness, trust me, you won’t regret it!! #weaponssurge #epicbattles #jointhefun

Lucky Blue Whale Minecraft

Biodiversity, Blue, blue whale, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Evolution, Existence, Extinction, Fortunate, History, largest animal, Living, Lucky, marine life, Minecraft, natural world, species, Survival, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	2323
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic quest to save the blue whales from extinction!!! we have created a virtual world where blue whales roam free and you must protect them from evil sea monsters and poachers! but be careful, because sometimes the blue whales might mistake you for a krill and try to eat you! it’s a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement, so grab your pickaxe and join us today! who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary whale whisperer and ride into battle on the back of a majestic blue whale! don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft server experience of your life!