BlockBaeNoGo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	539
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6776	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	139	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StrangerTalksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	194	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting for Love

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Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mystic Paradis

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[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

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Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftLoveCo

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Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

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Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	116
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	149	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AndesShell Minecraft server

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The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.