BlarnSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	135
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	255871	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	6023
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	526	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	7216
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2