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WeirdJobGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic jobs and quests? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest place to be!

Join us and become a professional llama whisperer, where you’ll spend your days decoding the secret messages of these fluffy creatures. Or how about a professional block juggler, where you’ll impress all your friends with your mad skills of throwing blocks in the air and catching them with your toes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Will you join his army or overthrow him to become the new ruler of the coop?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest jobs and adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the Netherworld or stumble upon a secret society of dancing cows. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ButterflyCraft: Small Decisions, Big Impacts!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane butterfly effects you’ve ever seen! One player decided to plant a single flower and ended up causing a massive flower explosion that covered the entire server in a rainbow of colors. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and suddenly found themselves surrounded by an army of angry poultry seeking revenge. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server – who knows what small decision will lead to a wild adventure next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	8956
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NasrallahsDownfallMC

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest battles that even Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah would be shook by! Our PvP arenas are like Israeli airstrikes, taking out opponents left and right in Lebanon’s capital Beirut! Join now and show off your skills in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen! Plus, we got secret hidden treasures that are more elusive than Nasrallah himself! Don’t miss out on the action, join today and dominate the competition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

YeehawSmp: Where cows wear cowboy hats and creepers ride horses

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	WesternSmp.feathermc.gg
Version	1.21.1
Description	A server inspired by Red Dead Redemption Two where players can create towns, be lawmen, form groups, or become outlaws. Join this vanilla experience and unleash your imagination!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What is the theme of the server?

The server is inspired by Red Dead Redemption Two, allowing players to create towns, be lawmen, form groups, or become outlaws.

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

The server offers a vanilla experience, allowing players to explore endless possibilities within the game.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

There are no specific restrictions on gameplay, as long as players abide by the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I join a pre-existing town or group?

Yes, players have the option to join pre-existing towns or groups, or create their own within the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Multi Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a one-game wonder? Do you suffer from severe FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) because you can’t decide which game to play? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate gaming chaos – we have so many mini-games and activities that you’ll never get bored! From building epic structures in Creative mode to surviving the zombie apocalypse in Survival mode, there’s always something new and exciting to try.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly creepers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper riding a pig while wearing a top hat. True story.

So why limit yourself to just one game when you can have it all on our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the gaming adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Country Minecraft SMP Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and madness that can only happen in your country!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit! Join us for a wild ride full of drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of a guy caught between his best friend and his girlfriend.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions, just like our protagonist in this tale. Will you choose loyalty to your long-time friend, or will you prioritize your romantic relationship? The choice is yours, and the consequences are sure to be hilarious.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with epic adventures, amazing builds, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama and excitement of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as outrageous as this one!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	8298	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

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If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3284	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

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so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	321	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

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Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	164	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1314

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3