Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1524 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4087
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7555 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 8819

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9034 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7167 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Crops Grown: 5340 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 630 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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