Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7494
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crops Grown:	8310	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3778	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCraftMemories

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

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so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	641
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4732
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!