Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Potions Brewed: 140
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension Hops: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Towns Built: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Crops Grown: 9621 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 88 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5307 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Towns Built: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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