Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Secret Passages Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:

    • Season 1: April 4, 2019
    • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Dimension Hops: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 211 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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