Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Enchantments Applied: 152
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2856
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2582 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4568
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Potions Brewed: 151
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 346 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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