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Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	767576	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5595
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2559	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	534

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	3374
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2