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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7674 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Star Shards Collected: | 257 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
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