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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6123 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Mines Excavated: | 3045 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
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