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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 975 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8954 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
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