Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Animals Bred:	140

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2355
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8551	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4543

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4547	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineRabbitHole

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Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2426	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914047
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.