Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2206	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	5178
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	46559	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	509867	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	133
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Farms Harvested:	705	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineRabbitHole

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Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	6720
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!