come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
New Chunks Explored: 746762 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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