come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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