come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Villages Defended: 19
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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