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New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 110/300 Votes: 5604
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Towns Built: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

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  • Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2246
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Gods Slained: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7275
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Potions Brewed: 190 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7112 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

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  • ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

    ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8048
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Emeralds Found: 7354
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Enchantments Applied: 282

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

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  • MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

    MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 4778
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ores Mined: 6163
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

    Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

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  • Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

    Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 519
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

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  • MonolithMC SMP

    MonolithMC SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6405
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Crops Grown: 7684

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

    MonolithMC.apexmc.co

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  • Jaysick & Co.

    Jaysick & Co.
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5153
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Crops Grown: 2637

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

    Server Name Jaysick & Co. SMP
    Server Type Survival
    Server Start Date December 9th, 2024
    Server Features Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

    Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

    Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

    A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is the server open to all players?

    A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

    Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

    A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

    A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

    A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

    Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

    A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

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  • Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

    Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Villages Defended: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

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  • “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5010
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9598
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ores Mined: 5415
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

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  • FartCraft: AITA Edition

    FartCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5611
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2788 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

    And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

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  • Gifts4MeXmasSMP

    Gifts4MeXmasSMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4713
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 3640
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1303 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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  • BlockyPinkSlipCraft

    BlockyPinkSlipCraft
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8788
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Emeralds Found: 6746 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

    We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

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  • BungalowBanterCraft

    BungalowBanterCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7049
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

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  • Chemical Mix-Up Server

    Chemical Mix-Up Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3845
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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