| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
# 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !
Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !
𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more
𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7959 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 4565 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 148 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9211 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2159 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
