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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	109
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	965
Dragon Eggs Found:	8461	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Animals Bred:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ores Mined:	9008	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5225
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	251
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3042
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7692	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	926
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	5607	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	101	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23