Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Animals Bred:	96	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Animals Bred:	114
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3577	Animals Bred:	126
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	5590	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9119	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3332	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Animals Bred:	167	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!