Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4965	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Enchantments Applied:	254
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	3421
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	523274

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.