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Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mines Excavated:	1901	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7189	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7016	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4635	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9439
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

bizarre dishes, bizarre food trends, exotic cuisine, exotic food adventures, odd delicacies, odd food encounters, outlandish food experiments, outlandish meals, peculiar flavors, peculiar food experiences, peculiar ingredients, quirky dishes, smp, strange eats, strange food combinations, uncommon foods, unique dining experiences, unusual culinary experiences, unusual meals, weird food, weird food stories, WeirdEatsMinecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	876
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2