”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	5139	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Dimension Hops:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchantments Applied:	58

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mines Excavated:	1328

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	848339	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Holy Grails Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1366
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	225
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mines Excavated:	1183	Mineshafts Explored:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com