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4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3657

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8927	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	162
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Potions Brewed:	179	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6375
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Potions Brewed:	143	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	5703
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	9776	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mines Excavated:	1978	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com