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4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	553534	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6120	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	2305
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Animals Bred:	89	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	New Chunks Explored:	343061
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4160

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2623
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

mc.mineverso.com