”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9941

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	397
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	755291
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	4533	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.