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Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

advice needed, Boundaries, boundaries respected, BroBILdoxxedMe, brother-in-law, business profiles, career move, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, confrontational situation, ethical concerns, family dynamics, Industry, Job, LinkedIn, Minecraft, personal information, personal number, privacy, Professionalism, Server, work relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2821
Magic Items Found:	8956	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

bathroom, bathroom duty, Chores, cleanliness, Cooking, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Dinner, Duty, family, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, meal prep, Négotiation, nope, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, teenager chores

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StrangerTalksMC SMP

bonding with strangers, chance meeting, Connection, deep talk, engaging dialogue, exchanging perspectives, forming a connection, Human Connection, meaningful interaction, meeting new people, memorable conversation, random encounter, serendipitous moment, sharing stories, smp, sparking a connection, stranger, StrangerTalksMC, thought-provoking discussion, Unexpected Encounter, unforgettable chat, unique experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafting for Love

alone, Crafting, DATING, embracing singlehood, flying solo, independent, looking for love, love, love life, not in a relationship, Relationship Status, self-partnered, single, single and happy, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, Single life, Solo, solo journey, unattached, uncommitted

Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3119	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

active members, Armor stand arms, banana, Contact, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fight, Fun Events, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, lower 20s, mobs, new players, no cheating, No Griefing, Playerheads, rules, sandwich, sandwiches, smp, Throwing, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wide range

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

academic pressure, academic stress, Calculator, college struggles, coping mechanisms, Crafty, CS degree, day drinking, end up day drinking, feeling overwhelmed, math frustration, math problems, mental health, Minecraft, procrastination, questioning choices, regretting CS degree, seeking help, self-doubt, Server, stress relief, struggling with math, Time management, try to do math

Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	5979
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	867	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	7434	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8