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MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	1242	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3071	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	2482	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Animals Bred:	102
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2318
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	4682	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	1672

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	178
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2086
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13