| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Ores Mined: | 935 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1539 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9869 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.