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EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2846
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8570

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mines Excavated:	1824
New Chunks Explored:	346671	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2604
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	8294
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	940704
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Blockbuster Builders

Authorship, blockbuster, books, Builders, Characters, Cinematic, creativity, DIY movies, Fiction, film adaptation, imagination, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novel writing, Novels, Plot, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, Themes, Writing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ores Mined:	7648	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Animals Bred:	184	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

you ever want to be a wizard in minecraft? well now you can on this server! we got spells and potions and all that jazz. u can be the harry potter of the minecraft world, casting spells left and right.

oh and guess what? we have talking animals on this server. yep, you heard me right. u can have a conversation with a chicken or a cow. they give great advice, trust me.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground city on this server? it’s like a whole new world down there. u can explore and find hidden treasures. but watch out for the giant spiders, they’re not very friendly.

join this server now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5072
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	606392