Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 36
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Emeralds Found: 584 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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