Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 19 New Chunks Explored: 393918
Mines Excavated: 1760 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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