Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Ores Mined: 8403 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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