BankDrainMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	9122	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	7102
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Farms Harvested:	722
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	191605
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	100
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.