Banhammered: No Racism Allowed | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Farms Harvested:	716	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	5959	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7133	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	566650	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	62	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	101

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4803	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10