Banana Sandwich: Where we spread love, not mayo. 1.21+ 18+ Voice chat available!

Active, Armor stand arms, average age range, banana, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, Contact, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, love, lower 20s, Mayo, minimal addons, new players, Playerheads, sandwich, spread, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted, wide range

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, looking for active and dedicated members
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s with a wide range

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3377
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!

why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

Age Progression, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Curseforge, Gods, Greek, Helios, Infrastructure, join Discord, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modded, Modpack, Mods, mythology…if, Nations, player-engagement, Plugins, PRETEND, Pyrofishing, RAM, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, Supplementaries, Technology, tired, Towns, voice chat, yawn, Youre

Helios Minecraft Server Overview

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1138	Star Shards Collected:	136
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1491
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StepdadlessCraft

adoption, blended family, communication in families, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family roles, family unity, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Father’s Day, Fatherhood, hurt feelings, importance of father figures, parent-child relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, StepdadlessCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic? Look no further! Join our server where you can choose between your real dad, stepdad, or even a random uncle as the most important male figure in your life.

Experience the drama as your stepdad tries to win your affection by offering to adopt you, only to be rejected. Watch as he struggles to be a second father figure while you continue to treat him like your mom’s husband.

Celebrate Father’s Day by not getting him a card or gift, because who needs a stepdad anyway? Explore the awkwardness of family dynamics in a virtual world like never before. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	281	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ToxicCraft: FriendZoned

emotional attachment, fear of loneliness, Friendship Dynamics, friendzoned, harmful relationships, manipulation in friendships, reasons for staying in toxic friendships, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendship advice, toxic friendship boundaries, toxic friendship consequences, toxic friendship effects, toxic friendship patterns, toxic friendship recovery, toxic friendship signs, toxic friendship support, toxic friendships, toxic friendships psychology, toxic relationships, ToxicCraft, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of toxic friendships in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to toxic friends forever! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never betray you or steal your diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life friendships. So why stay in toxic friendships when you can join our server and make lifelong virtual pals instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SangriaCraft: Where Sangria lovers unite to build and mine in a tipsy vanilla world!

application, BUILD, community input, Competition, data packs, Discord, Financials, Gamers, Griefers, hackers, Lovers, Mario Party, Mega Builds, Mini Games, outplay, Plugins, Positive Environment, public services, Sangria, SangriaCraft, smp, tipsy, transparency, tropical adventure, unite, Vanilla, Victory, world

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

➼ Who We Are
At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or toxic players. Say goodbye to hackers and griefers and join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.
➟ Community Focus & Transparency
We prioritize transparency and community input. Our financials are openly shared, ensuring every contribution benefits the community. Changes are polled and require 80% approval to be implemented. If a poll fails, we review and consider potential improvements.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join SangriaCraft server?

To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel in our Discord for more information on plugins and data packs being used.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

SangriaCraft aims to provide a free and enjoyable Minecraft experience without overbearing restrictions. However, we do have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community atmosphere.

3. Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, SangriaCraft hosts various events such as Mario Party Minigames. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events and join in the fun!

4. How can I report hackers or griefers?

If you encounter any hackers or griefers on the server, please report them to the server staff either through Discord or in-game. We take actions to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dumb Anime Girls Minecraft Server

adoration, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, anime girl’s, anime girls obsession, Anime love, anime obsession, cute, dumb, dumb anime girls, Girls, Kawaii, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, Server, waifu, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with dumb anime girls galore! From waifus to tsunderes, we’ve got them all waiting for you to join and be their senpai. But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical NPCs – they’ll challenge you to build the craziest structures and go on epic quests to prove your worthiness. So if you’re a fan of both Minecraft and dumb anime girls, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3853	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Starry Street Minecraft SMP

Allegro, Bibbidiba, Collab songs, covers, FAQ, Hoshimachi Suisei, Live Tour 2024, Midnight Grand Orchestra, Minecraft, moon light, Music Space, NHK Radio, Now on Space, Original MVs, Pieces, scrap & build, Shout in Crisis, smp, Specter, Spectra of Nova, Starry, Still Still Stellar, street, Suisei x KAF Interview, The First Take Ver.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP inspired by the one and only Hoshimachi Suisei! We’ve got more drama than a K-drama marathon and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for epic events like the Hoshimachi Suisei Live Tour 2024 – Spectra of Nova, where you can experience the thrill of a virtual concert right in your Minecraft world! And don’t forget to check out our exclusive Suisei x KAF Interview, where things get more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all! We’ve got music galore, from Suisei’s latest hits to remixes that will make your ears bleed (in a good way, of course). And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop on over to our Music Space & NHK Radio area (VPN required, because we like to live dangerously) for some tunes that will make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Scrap and build your way to victory on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisPhoneEnvy Minecraft Server

camera quality, Decision making, family dynamics, Frustration, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, iphone 11, long-term investment., Minecraft, new phone, personal finance, phone upgrade, Promises, saving money, second-hand phone, self reliance, sentimental value, Server, sibling comparison, SisPhoneEnvy, storage space, waiting for parents, working part-time

Are you tired of using a phone with less storage than a potato? Do you want to take photos and videos without your camera quality making them look like they were taken on a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your potato problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without worrying about running out of space. Our server is so spacious, you can store all the virtual memories you want without any pesky system files taking up valuable potato space.

And if you’re feeling a bit salty because your younger sister got a better phone at a younger age, don’t worry! On our server, everyone is equal and no one gets special treatment based on their phone quality. Plus, we have virtual iPhones for everyone to use, so you can snap those virtual selfies in style.

So why wait for your parents to replace their phones when you can join our server and upgrade to a virtual iPhone 11 with just a few clicks? Don’t be a potato, join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to potato problems forever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PeriodPalsMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some co-parenting chaos! Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over parenting decisions.

Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.

Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, government actions, international affairs, international relations, morality, Politics, Relations with other countries, russia, Russia diplomacy, Russia foreign policy, Russia international relations, russia news, russia politics, Russia sanctions, sanctions, Unfriendly Countries List

so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Point Clarity

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.